Joke of the Day: Pumps and a Bump!!

So my Homie and I got into a conversation and the topic of Mc Hammer came up.
Now I want you to watch the video below.. How do you go from Hammer time, To legit to quit, Let us pray to this.....

MC Hammer - Pumps in a Bump
by Discodandan

*DEAD*
Now my homie was seriously fucked up when he first encountered this video as a child. Poor man is still scarred. He said he was a MC Hammer fan excitedly awaiting the premier of a new Mc Hammer video,expecting the video to be kid Tv friendly, God loving, expecting to see some clean dancing....and he comes out with PUMPS AND A BUMP!

A R E Y O U S E R I O U S? !!

1. HOW YOU JUST GONNA COME OUT IN A ZEBRA PRINT SPEEDO THONG!
2 BUT REALLY THO, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY WALKING AROUND WITH A FULL ERECTION!!
3.WHY YOU THE ONLY MAN IN SPEEDO THONGS? IM SORRY IM NOT TOO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU DOING SQUATS LIKE THAT!
4. HOW U GONNA TURN GANGSTA OVER NIGHT? WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS? (shout out to Adamz) CHURCH? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MC HAMMER CARTOON WE LOVED WITH THE GOLDEN TALKING SHOES?
5.Why is he wearing black gloves in the heat?!! you in Cali son!
6. Are you really gonna sit down and play dominoes with your boys and em with a hard on?
7. why is Aaron Hall only singing at the end of the song? and why is he dressed like Afrikaan bambatta/big daddy kane?!
8. Did y'all spot Mc Hammer doing the Shabba Ranks bogal dance in the zebra speedo thongs?! lolllll
9. Hold on a minute why is he rockin timbs??!! in CALI?? looking like the 5th member of jodeci!!
10. Shout out to the girl with the green boxer shorts and baggy jeans hanging at her ankles! GO GIRL!! that is going to be my next signature move!

Mc Hammer pants £23, Mc Hammer toy doll £15, Mc hammer changing his whole image to pumps and a bump!...PRICELESS!!

Bad career move, but this video cracks me up he just had the wrong people around him..the church community disowned him,the kids, they must of thought he lost his mind!

On a personal note if I get married or if my home boy gets married , or if there is a christening celebration or funeral the DJ better play PUMPS AND A BUMP and y'all have to get down just like Mc Hammer did!!

Work those zebra thongs!

This is by far a CLASSIC video for the simple fact the video and song is bananas and Mc Hammer is a greased up gangsta parading around a hard on in zebra speedos!!

LOVE IT!!

KEEP THE PUMPS AND A BUMP MOVEMENT ALIVE!

~L~
xx