Maxwell in conversation

Blacksummers night is an incredible album, so sensual, its that kind of music I have been missing,it touches your soul and you feel the music!
Now Maxwells second single "Bad Habits" caught me off guard when I first heard it but I was not ready for the video!



My Goodness I wish I was Kerry Washington right about now! this video is so SEXY SENSUAL and DELCIOUS!! Cheating on your partner is so soooo wrong but he makes it look so damn good!
I swear if maxwell were to look me in the eyes sangin those lyrics I would instanly become preganant! So I was having a conversation with my home boi and we was talking about the video,The conversation then lead to only liking Maxwell because of his looks/charm and grace but I stated was in love his mind! especially with all the lyrics he is coughing up! my boi was but you know good and well if like maxwell looked like Dave Chappelle in the face you would not like him! I responded as long as he aint looking like tyronne Biggims, my boi then replied what about if he had Bobby Brown Lip and chris rock CB40 LOOK! LMAO! I was in hysterics the bobby brown lip took the biscuit and for the past 24 hours I cannot stop laughing about it.

It got me thinking about MadTv's spoof of bobby brown and whitney lol

ENJOY!

Prince Charming...

I was strolling through HMV and so happened to see Master Shortie's album on display, looking dapper and stylish as usual showing his pearly whites and since I was defenitly feeling his "dance like a white boy" and "Dead End" track I thought I would purchchase the album for 999.00 pennies.

I have seen him perform at yoyo's and as a supporting act for the Roots last year. He's not a bad performer he is a ball of energy with a rope chain around his neck but I was in shock to see Master Shortie in the crowd watching the Roots perform while sucking his thumb, yes you read it right THUMB! public display of thumb sucking to anybody over the age of 5 in my books is not a good look but im not gonna lie he is cute with it so he can run with it, each to their own, but im here to talk about his album titled A.D.H.D

I have to give the brotha his props where it is due! I am in love with the album I like his flow, his metaphors and his dash of singing(I would love to hear more of him singing) ITS ALRIGHT STILL!! Those beats,guitar riffs and electro buzz! produced by labi thoise beats are a bag full of hotness! seriously I could listen to the beats alone.
In my opinon the album kind of reminds me of Theophilus London's charming mixtape and a dash of kanye heartbreak 808 style but on a uk tip and representing his own personality. I like to decontruct lyrics, read between the lines and all that good stuff. I respect this young man a bit more for stepping out of the box and learning to love his craft being himself (prince charming nothing to be scared of) I see and appreciate the poet in him and the experiences he went thorugh, I see that in his lyrics alone i.e(why interlude,have it your way, right time)As soon as i heard under the moon, it was a wrap! I heard the harmonies, the beat and the lyrics! im a sucker for quriky one liners and comedic lyrics.

MY FAVORITE TRACKS ARE AS FOLLOWS
Under the Moon
Prince Charming
Dead End
Have it your way
London Town
Right Time
Why
Dance like a white boy

Thats pretty much the whole album!

Go Listen to it people! support a brother!

~L~ x

LMAO!!

This is too funny!!




BWWAHAHAHA!! How do you like those apples aye Eminem!! He betta toss that salad LMAOOOOOOO!!
Hmmmm I wonder if Nick Cannon was behind this..after all Eminem did diss his wife Mariah Carey on his record!

Junior Speshhhh £1.50 Junior speshhhhhh!!

I have heard my friends sing this song to me while outside the famous FCKF on old street and found it hillarious and i had not seen the video untill the other day when my dear friend Inie (Click HERE to read his wonderful blog) sent me a link to a blog dedicated to chicken! I was quite entertained reading the blog click HERE for the chicken blog!

This tune is soo serious!!@ I love it! Makes me wanna go into kfc/morleys/favorites and the rest of ghetto chicken shops and demand a junior spesh knowing I look way over the age of 14



Question! chicken and chips and a can of dr pepper for £1.50 tho...are you sure thats actually chicken???...IM JUST SAYIN......could be placebo meat, hench chickens lookin like they have been pumping iron and ya wonder why these youths are getting big for their age..its the steriod muscle pumped chicken they are eating!! I remember when going to KFC was a TREAT!Not a everyday meal and on the box it stated that what was in the box was Kentucky Fried Chicken!


Im done...im getting hungry i gotta cook...hmmm... Ackee and saltfish with hard food or black beans and rice..hmmmm.....



~L~

My Super Sweet 25th???

Since my unemployment I have been watching some tv (which I hardly do) and one show in particular(although there are more) really gets on my left tit ,right nipple! MY SUPER SWEET 16 on MTV!! all these spoiled brats havin a big ass party, gotta have diamonds, gotta have a car, 6 strong buff men carrying them on to a stage and blah blah blah!! YES I AM HATING..I'LL STEP ON YOUR COUCH RICK JAMES STYLE! I never had a sweet 16 b-day party or a rich Daddy to pay for it all! plus they are only bloody 16 what the hell are they gonna do for their 18th or 21st???!
So it got me thinking..im 24 years young and my 25th birthday is in about 8 months time. I've never had a big birthday party and I should be planning my big 25th!! but I want MTV to come up with a "My Sweet 25th" or "My sweet quarter of a century" something along those lines and pay for party or at least go halves ...I mean I wont ask for much!

Theme:im going to go with old skool, it is a bit played out but yo those were the best times of my life!! bring on the fubu, Karl Kani, michigan t-shirt ,mickey and minnie mouse on stone washed jeans fanny packs, pogs, shoe express shoes a-line skirts!! shout out to all my strugglers rock your knock off trainers and garms!! LOL rock the backward nike tick with the slogon "just did it" shout out to the market crew shoppers: dalston, petty coat lane, nine elms, east street and wimbeldon!! zup zup!.. people are talkin bout recession now! mate I was born in a recession and have been living in a recession /credit crunch world from DAY DOT! what do you know about sewing on labels!! LMAO! come as u like as long as your clean

Hmmmmm who do I want to perform??? awwww shucks ...ahem ....
Basically fly over every damn great r&b and rap artist between the years of 1987- 1996! yea gimmie some damage, black street,arrested development ultimate kaos MN8! Dru Hill,SWV, Guy, Boyz ii Men ,Intro , queen pen, yo yo queen latifah, Patra,Monnie love ,Rob base ,Black sheep, De la soul,Zhane etc etc! dammit i want old dirty bastard to be there in spirt oh and biggie and tupac for good measure and Jill scott or Maxwell to sing happy birthday to me *blush face*,the whole of MC hammers circus yeah, coz they are too legit to quit!
old skool beenie man , spragga benz, yellow man all the ragga muffin crew! pure bashment!

I want a tag wall and polaroid pics taken of the nite.. nahh better yet I want an old skool black and white photo booth! yea get the crazy pics coming! can's of helium..so we can laugh and bubble for no damn reason, high off helium!( but not too much...y'all get one balloon each ...sip sip give LOL)
As for drinks i want king size ribenas accompanied with a packet of golden wonder cheese and onion crisp and a packet of tic tacs!! fruit punch I don't drink but i want wray and nephew rum to sponsor me! why? because im from Jamaican heritage and it is a must! a penny sweet corner....cola bottle,bon bons sherbets ,vise versa (who remembers those!), jelly and ice cream den a selection of that grown up drank(alcohol) hula hoop competition grown folks musical chairs!
CAKE! i want a delicous costco cake or red velevet ,something tasty! with fruit on it with my face on it..so eveyone can have a slice of me..aww so cute!
I want proper dj's!! one that can scratch mix and blend well! i want a sound system with that heavy bass it wud mash up your windows even if it is double glazed!!
music ranging from funk, jungle, hip hop, trip hop,tribal, funky house ,miami bass ,b-more, krunk ,hyphy, go go yea all that feel good kinda music! ahh peace ,love sweat and old skool dance moves and battles! o0o0o bring on all my Divas all my voguers we can vogue the nite away, if willi ninja and pepper labaja was still alive i would want them there too i'll be giving face,working up some arm control and attempting to duck walk and do an alloura or leyomi drop!( my peoples know what im talkin bout!!!)
Oh and you know for the birthday gift..I just want money so i can put in my savings account/pay off student loan/overdraft either that or a house with mortgage paid for *Big Smile*

Ahhhh that would be a dope party don't you think?!...I better start writing to MTV from now..get this party on the GO!


~L~ xx

Butt Naked Wednesdays!

BWWHAHAHAHAA!! I love this woman and her sarcastic humour!

"create your own publicity do some ho shit!"-Erykah Badu

Word.

~L~ x

This pretty much melts my heart...

I am excited to hear Maxwell's album Black Summers night! I have been playing and watching Maxwells video Pretty wings on constant repeat, and cannot get enough! Pure quality! the vibe ! the horns, bells xylophone ..just feels so live, the album is supposed to be out in July. I hope and pray it actually does,I got a feeling this album will knock me off my feet!
I must say ,Maxwell looks so deliciously sexy getting his grown man sophistication on! More Power to you my Brother!;-)

~L~ xx