Since my unemployment I have been watching some tv (which I hardly do) and one show in particular(although there are more) really gets on my left tit ,right nipple! MY SUPER SWEET 16 on MTV!! all these spoiled brats havin a big ass party, gotta have diamonds, gotta have a car, 6 strong buff men carrying them on to a stage and blah blah blah!! YES I AM HATING..I'LL STEP ON YOUR COUCH RICK JAMES STYLE! I never had a sweet 16 b-day party or a rich Daddy to pay for it all! plus they are only bloody 16 what the hell are they gonna do for their 18th or 21st???!
So it got me thinking..im 24 years young and my 25th birthday is in about 8 months time. I've never had a big birthday party and I should be planning my big 25th!! but I want MTV to come up with a "My Sweet 25th" or "My sweet quarter of a century" something along those lines and pay for party or at least go halves ...I mean I wont ask for much!
Theme:im going to go with old skool, it is a bit played out but yo those were the best times of my life!! bring on the fubu, Karl Kani, michigan t-shirt ,mickey and minnie mouse on stone washed jeans fanny packs, pogs, shoe express shoes a-line skirts!! shout out to all my strugglers rock your knock off trainers and garms!! LOL rock the backward nike tick with the slogon "just did it" shout out to the market crew shoppers: dalston, petty coat lane, nine elms, east street and wimbeldon!! zup zup!.. people are talkin bout recession now! mate I was born in a recession and have been living in a recession /credit crunch world from DAY DOT! what do you know about sewing on labels!! LMAO! come as u like as long as your clean
Hmmmmm who do I want to perform??? awwww shucks ...ahem ....
Basically fly over every damn great r&b and rap artist between the years of 1987- 1996! yea gimmie some damage, black street,arrested development ultimate kaos MN8! Dru Hill,SWV, Guy, Boyz ii Men ,Intro , queen pen, yo yo queen latifah, Patra,Monnie love ,Rob base ,Black sheep, De la soul,Zhane etc etc! dammit i want old dirty bastard to be there in spirt oh and biggie and tupac for good measure and Jill scott or Maxwell to sing happy birthday to me *blush face*,the whole of MC hammers circus yeah, coz they are too legit to quit!
old skool beenie man , spragga benz, yellow man all the ragga muffin crew! pure bashment!
I want a tag wall and polaroid pics taken of the nite.. nahh better yet I want an old skool black and white photo booth! yea get the crazy pics coming! can's of helium..so we can laugh and bubble for no damn reason, high off helium!( but not too much...y'all get one balloon each ...sip sip give LOL)
As for drinks i want king size ribenas accompanied with a packet of golden wonder cheese and onion crisp and a packet of tic tacs!! fruit punch I don't drink but i want wray and nephew rum to sponsor me! why? because im from Jamaican heritage and it is a must! a penny sweet corner....cola bottle,bon bons sherbets ,vise versa (who remembers those!), jelly and ice cream den a selection of that grown up drank(alcohol) hula hoop competition grown folks musical chairs!
CAKE! i want a delicous costco cake or red velevet ,something tasty! with fruit on it with my face on it..so eveyone can have a slice of me..aww so cute!
I want proper dj's!! one that can scratch mix and blend well! i want a sound system with that heavy bass it wud mash up your windows even if it is double glazed!!
music ranging from funk, jungle, hip hop, trip hop,tribal, funky house ,miami bass ,b-more, krunk ,hyphy, go go yea all that feel good kinda music! ahh peace ,love sweat and old skool dance moves and battles! o0o0o bring on all my Divas all my voguers we can vogue the nite away, if willi ninja and pepper labaja was still alive i would want them there too i'll be giving face,working up some arm control and attempting to duck walk and do an alloura or leyomi drop!( my peoples know what im talkin bout!!!)
Oh and you know for the birthday gift..I just want money so i can put in my savings account/pay off student loan/overdraft either that or a house with mortgage paid for *Big Smile*
Ahhhh that would be a dope party don't you think?!...I better start writing to MTV from now..get this party on the GO!
~L~ xx
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